Sptiz & Giggles

That came from the Daily Show. So did my favorite: Spitzer Swallows. Since he is my governor, and since it's all over the media, I should say something about Elliot.

I don't care. Really. I don't care. I don't think he should resign, I don't think he should go to jail, I don't think prostitution should be illegal. I think this is like steroids in baseball: something that is distracting us from the real problems of the day.

And it proves that schadenfreude, not baseball, is our national sport.