I don't care
Tiger Woods? I don't care!
Meredith Baxter? I don't care!
John and Kate and Brad and Angelina and Reese and Jake and the rest? I don't care!
Last night the president threw us into a new Vietnam. He is escalating the war in Afghanistan. He is sending us headlong into what the Daily Show accurately called "the gold standard of Quagmires", the place that drowned the British, the Soviets, and Alexander the Great. And all people seem to care about is whether or not Tiger Woods had an affair.
Wake up people! That's his business. Afghanistan is all of our business!