Dear Senator. McCain

Last night John McCain asked me, and millions of people like me, to fight with him for change.

Dear Senator McCain.

No.

You voted with our president 95% of the time, yet you claim you represent real change.

You want to stay in Iraq “for 100 years,” yet you claim to represent real change.

You reject diplomacy with Iran (and jokingly sing about bombing them), yet you claim to represent real change.

You would enshrine the current administration’s policies of corporate welfare and tax breaks for the rich, re-distributing wealth upwards, yet you claim to represent real change.

Your answer to the health care crisis in this country is, essentially "heal yourselves," yet you claim to represent real change.

You embrace a belligerent, unilateral foreign policy, yet you claim to represent real change.

You adopt a cold-war stance toward Russia, yet you claim to represent real change.

Well I’m sorry Mr. McCain, but I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck. I know bull crap when I smell it.

So, thank you for applying for the job. Your credentials certainly are impressive. However, after careful consideration, we’ve decided to tender an offer to another candidate. Good luck in your future endeavors.

The Management.